tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9244939557985927422024-02-06T20:15:42.738-08:00Dan the Blogger is FailThis blog documents the epic list of fails of Dan the Blogger: http://dantevaz.blogspot.com/Enrique Bouchothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01169771386583150297noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-924493955798592742.post-85148234057787870462009-07-09T20:39:00.000-07:002009-07-09T20:43:18.188-07:00Dante, the party animal.This is the rough transcript of our conversation:<br /><br />Me: Hey, what did you do for your birthday?<br />Dante: I went to church...twice.<br /><br />Fail!Enrique Bouchothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01169771386583150297noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-924493955798592742.post-13139544087976874822009-02-25T18:32:00.000-08:002009-07-09T20:47:01.235-07:00Dan the Blogger Look-alikeToday I discovered Dan the Blogger's look-alike:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3309683333_7ced5d5f27_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 146px; height: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3309683333_7ced5d5f27_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />O_O<p>Dan the Blogger look-alike = win</p><p>Dan the Blogger look-alike's sideburns = fail!<br /></p>Enrique Bouchothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01169771386583150297noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-924493955798592742.post-8950280862757012492009-02-13T07:48:00.000-08:002009-02-13T08:38:16.410-08:002008 List of FailHere's Dan the Blogger's Top 10 List of Fail for 2008:<br /><br />1. Quit Russian class after going to a grand total of 2 classes. Let us remember his Facebook status of 12-04-08 after class #1:<br /><br /><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302310349631024882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 110px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtutpxPSkZiK2Tzn2ZsSQi9o9uXv5ohx6XeiObju-JJg8agN_XH6FbDYb3XcoRoigMwz_1TiuBjKazbEMUlc5Y0HawR4rZkmZJfEvsL0ohVpuXyEKZ8-xDTr-bkBGNp_nhJG7K7QLXi3E/s320/dan_russian.jpg" border="0" /></p><p></p><p>2. Parked in the wrong driveway and had his car towed. This cost Dan the Blogger $150 dollars.</p><p>3. Payed $300 for a French class that he could have taken for free.</p><p>4. "Dante Vazquez removed "Hanging Out" from his interests". Fail.</p><p>5. "Dante lost his personal and sick days of 2008 and nobody told him about it". Fail. </p><p>6. "The only book I read is the Bible". Fail.</p><p>7. Went on a trip to Canada and did not claim his taxes back, losing $40 rather stupidly.</p><p>8. Continously showed off his exceptional driving skills: Blocked the whole turning lane on the way to the corporate picnic while his car was stalling, almost crashed with a deer, and failed to break when merging into a street on a snowy day.</p><p>9. Still hasn't figured out how to drive stick without stalling the car. </p><p>10. Tried to organize a skiing trip before anyone else...everyone else is now skiing/snowboarding blue slopes, Dan the Blogger hasn't even tried it once.</p><p>BONUS: Created the "Walking down the road" blog. Walking down the road of failure, because the blog has but two readers and a spambot: good girl.</p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p>Enrique Bouchothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01169771386583150297noreply@blogger.com3